Wears glasses and slouches


Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess



*very quiet voice* queer spaces need to be safe for people of faith too 


i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.


Every time there’s some kind of group MCU avengers picture that has Loki and not Natasha a puppy dies


man though asexual mcu clintasha like people implying nat is like afraid of sex or is ignorant about it or whatev because she’s ace and she’s like “actually i know plenty and i imagine it’s made things easier because i dont get attached and i can manipulate better i daresay it’s an asset now shut…


I feel kinda bad whenever I see Trekkies refer to JJ Abrams as Jar Jar Abrams 

because Jar Jar Binks tried really hard, always wanted to be helpful, and showed a great deal of respect to everyone. When he messed up he understood his faults, apologised, and tried harder not to disappoint people. 

Jar Jar Binks would never think of releasing a movie where the female officers weren’t given rank insignia. 


Girls don’t like boys girls like cats and Natasha Romanoff