Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does…
What’s better than seeing Patton Oswalt at Comic-Con? How about two Patton Oswalts. Or even better than that: Two Patton Oswalts revealing a new Marvel character…
*very quiet voice* queer spaces need to be safe for people of faith too
i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
Every time there’s some kind of group MCU avengers picture that has Loki and not Natasha a puppy dies
man though asexual mcu clintasha like people implying nat is like afraid of sex or is ignorant about it or whatev because she’s ace and she’s like “actually i know plenty and i imagine it’s made things easier because i dont get attached and i can manipulate better i daresay it’s an asset now shut…
I feel kinda bad whenever I see Trekkies refer to JJ Abrams as Jar Jar Abrams
because Jar Jar Binks tried really hard, always wanted to be helpful, and showed a great deal of respect to everyone. When he messed up he understood his faults, apologised, and tried harder not to disappoint people.
Jar Jar Binks would never think of releasing a movie where the female officers weren’t given rank insignia.
Girls don’t like boys girls like cats and Natasha Romanoff
i have a great idea to get S.H.I.E.L.D back on it’s feet
just set up a fundraising booth
"$1 to Punch Grant Ward in the Face"